***Attention - This blog post is not for tiny children nor the faint of heart***
RELEASE THE NINJAS!
These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup!
Your hands move like a whisper, cutting dark shapes into pre-rolled dough; mere minutes away from being unleashed upon unsuspecting guests.
Behold their awesomeness and impeccable fashion sense. They mean business.A few facts about ninjas:
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs.
Live in your house secretly for days
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Can hide in incense smoke
Bullets dodge ninjas.
Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them.
