Friday, December 31, 2010

Attack of the Ginger Spice

***Attention - This blog post is not for tiny children nor the faint of heart***


These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup!

Your hands move like a whisper, cutting dark shapes into pre-rolled dough; mere minutes away from being unleashed upon unsuspecting guests.

Behold their awesomeness and impeccable fashion sense. They mean business.

A few facts about ninjas:

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs.

Live in your house secretly for days

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Can hide in incense smoke

Bullets dodge ninjas.

Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them.