It's 85 degrees Fahrenheit here and the beach is so far! But even that didn't stop me from buying swimming trunks today. Ever since I got back from San Diego last week from my brother's wedding I have been craving Mexican food like no one's business and it just so happens that I live in the one part of the country more aloof and unaware of the glorious comestibles south of the border. While keeping my healthy addiction at bay may be a good thing, not feeding my taco-dependent body has been linked to the following symptoms:
Unexplained Rage
Dizziness,
Taste Bud Revolting, and
Depression
Luckily I was able eat enough to avoid developing any of these symptoms, and instead experiencing:
Stretch Marks,
*Weight Gain, and
Complete Nirvana (thanks Rhys and Liz!)
* - Sadly effects are only temporary
My Calling Card
3 comments:
"Saddly temporary."
(Said best with nose plugged doing awesome Beeker impersonation). Sadly even more, I don't know where our closest Chipotle is...
Dude, it's sad, but the nearest Chipotle to you is in Saratoga Springs. Or New Jersey.
I feel for you dude. I would go through Chipotle withdrawal too. There is nothing so good as American-Mexican food. -Anne
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