Thursday, March 26, 2009

Moochas Smoochas por el Con-KISS-tador

I make it a point not to waste the readers time with trivial and unimportant matters. I shall therefore make mention of a fantastic study from Rutgers University involving the messages perceived by the brain from dynamic labia oris fusion (aka kissing). So what hidden meaning may the male cerebral cortex be processing during a romantic kiss? Besides the obvious, Helen Fisher reports that men may be monitoring estrogen levels, which would "let them know where the woman is in the fertility cycle." And from the female side, researchers believe they may be able to detect differences in immune system types, potentially identifying individuals with "complementary immunity leading to healthier offspring with a broad range of disease resistance." In the end, though, none of us really care because if the message you get back says this person had been chewing on garlic cloves like honey-nut cheerios, then amen to that kiss.

2 comments:

Jane said...

Intriguing conccept. How do they figure out these things?

Rocketgirl said...

I love the title mostly. I still say Con-KISS-tador all the time. Watterson is genius. ALso, when dudes kiss chicks, it gives us a bit of testosterone in the saliva. Really, it does. Gets the blood pumping, as it were. I'm done now.